Drop the y and add ies

Is it cooky or cookie?

A dog or a wife?

Top five reasons why getting a dog is better than getting married:

1. A dog always wants to eat the same thing for dinner that you do.


2. A dog is happy to sit on the couch and watch football all Sunday.


3. If you come home late and drunk, a dog is still happy to see you.


4. If you lock your dog in the basement all day, he’s happy when you let him out.


5. To a dog, there’s nothing wrong with putting your nose in a stranger’s crotch.

Mother was right, she always said I'd go to hell if I kept it up. Thank goodness I made it back ok. Yep, I went to hell and back today.

On One Hand

On one hand I have some fingers on the other hand I have different fingers.

Can somebody tell me why ABC has to have a two-hour special so David Blaine can hold his Breath for nine minutes?

Stuff like this gives new meaning to the term idiot box. Now I know why I only watch a trifling amount of television.

If you don't search, you can't win

I did it again! I just won $20 in Virtual Visa giftcards from Searchchips. I won $10 instantly and because I was using the search box you see in the side bar, it was doubled to $20. Since joining Searchchips in January I've won a t-shirt, $10 Amazon gift certificate and now these two $10 Virtual Visa giftcards.

I quess I should explain Searchchips for those of you that don't know. It's a search engine based on AskJeeves. There are two ways to win, instantly or by collocting chips for the monthly drawing. Here is how you earn chips:

1 Chip- For each search that you conduct - up to 20/day.
1 Chip - For each field that you complete on the “My Profile” page
25 Chips- For your first SearchChips Toolbar search you perform.
25 Chips - For your SearchChips button’s first click.
25 Chips - For your first Search Box search on your blog or website.
5 Chips- For each valid Tell a Friend email referral submitted in which that friend registers - unlimited chips/day.

Monthly winners get a $100 Visa and the instant wins are a $10 Visa, they have also started giving away mystery prizes instantly.