A dog or a wife?

Top five reasons why getting a dog is better than getting married:

1. A dog always wants to eat the same thing for dinner that you do.


2. A dog is happy to sit on the couch and watch football all Sunday.


3. If you come home late and drunk, a dog is still happy to see you.


4. If you lock your dog in the basement all day, he’s happy when you let him out.


5. To a dog, there’s nothing wrong with putting your nose in a stranger’s crotch.