Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask

I don't know why this suprised me.

About ten years ago my friend had a cassette tape called Glory Hole. There was a song on it I really liked. I can't remember the artist so I googled it, it was June Panic, but in the process I discovered things I never wanted to know.

Wouldn't it be easier to just post the "rules" on the door or something?